NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE - 18 HOLES - FREE

NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE
CITY MAP MINIGOLF

Newcastle upon Tyne - 18 stops - par 52

Newcastle upon Tyne unfolds beneath a pigeon's wings as a grid of stone and river. The map is the actual city, and the ball rolls across its real streets. Landmarks like Grey's Monument are the physical foundations for the holes. This is a full round of 18 holes covering 6.8 mi, with 18 portals providing shortcuts between distant districts. Skip knows every ledge and alleyway here, having spent plenty of time watching the world from the gutters.

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HOW IT WORKS

01

Pick a city

The course is drawn on the real street grid, so the map you play is the map you walk.

02

Putt to the pin

Drag to aim, release to swing. Buildings bounce and water costs you a stroke.

03

Sightsee between strokes

Every hole ends at an attraction. Sink the putt, read the story, walk to the next tee.

THE NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE ROUND - STOP BY STOP

HOLE 1 - PAR 3

St. James' Park

St. James' Park is an association football venue located in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. It is the home of Newcastle United and was started in 1892. You can pick out the massive scale of the place, as it is the 9th largest football stadium in England with a seating capacity of 52,719. I have seen plenty of crumbs dropped by excited fans around here over the years, and the atmosphere is always something to notice. It is a landmark that defines much of the local area's character.

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HOLE 2 - PAR 3

Grey's Monument

Grey's Monument is a statue located in the centre of Newcastle upon Tyne, England. Built in 1838, this Grade I-listed monument was created in recognition of Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey. He served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1830 to 1834. The site celebrates the passing of the Great Reform Act 1832. I've noticed it's a great spot to get your bearings in the city, as it stands as a prominent landmark for everyone passing through the heart of the town.

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HOLE 3 - PAR 3

Great North Museum: Hancock

You can pick out artifacts from ancient civilisations before you see the broader collections of this natural history museum. Located in Newcastle upon Tyne, England, the Great North Museum: Hancock also operates as a university museum. It was founded in 1884 and now sees 638,454 annual visitors. I have noticed that the crowds usually keep the energy high around the displays, which makes the atmosphere feel quite lively. It is a great spot to spend an afternoon if you enjoy seeing how different cultures and natural worlds intersect in one place.

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HOLE 4 - PAR 3

Laing Art Gallery

You can find the Baroque facade and Art Nouveau elements of the Laing Art Gallery on New Bridge Street West. This art museum in Newcastle upon Tyne, England, is a Grade II listed building that opened in 1904. The project was financed by a gift from Alexander Laing, a local wine merchant. Today, the gallery is managed by North East Museums and receives sponsorship from the Department for Culture, Media and Sport. If you look out front, you can pick out the Blue Carpet. I think the building's style makes it one of the most handsome spots on the street.

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HOLE 5 - PAR 3

St Nicholas Cathedral

You will first notice the Gothic architecture of St Nicholas Cathedral. This Grade I listed building is a Church of England cathedral located in Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England. It is a significant site of worship that serves as the mother church of the Diocese of Newcastle and the seat of the Bishop of Newcastle. Formally called the Cathedral Church of St Nicholas, it remains a central landmark for the city. You can see the details of the Gothic style throughout the structure as you visit this important Anglican cathedral.

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HOLE 6 - PAR 2

The Glasshouse

You can't miss the sweeping curves of The Glasshouse, a thin-shell structure designed in the high-tech architecture style by Foster and Partners. Located on the Gateshead bank of Quayside in northern England, it is an international centre for musical education and concerts. The building had its inception in 2004 and is currently occupied by North Music Trust. It is a striking addition to the riverside, though I find the smooth surfaces make for a bit of a slippery landing if you're flying in low.

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HOLE 8 - PAR 4

Seven Stories

Seven Stories had its inception in 2005 and is based in the Ouseburn Valley, Newcastle upon Tyne. It is an independent museum and visitor centre dedicated to children's literature. You can find it inside a renovated Victorian mill that features seven levels. It is the first and only museum in the UK wholly devoted to the art of British children's books. I've noticed the building's height makes it a great landmark when you're navigating the valley, though you'll need a good set of legs to explore every single floor.

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HOLE 9 - PAR 3

All Saints Presbyterian Church

All Saints Presbyterian Church is a church building started in 1786. Located in Lower Pilgrim Street, Newcastle upon Tyne, England, it is a Grade I listed building designed by architect David Stephenson. The site has a long history, as this building replaced a medieval church. It is notable for its unique shape, as it is the only elliptical church building in England. In terms of scale, it is the third tallest religious building in Newcastle and the ninth-tallest structure in the city overall.

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HOLE 10 - PAR 3

St. John The Baptist

St. John the Baptist is the figure this church building is dedicated to. Located on the corner of Grainger Street and Westgate Road in Newcastle upon Tyne, England, St John's Church is a 13th-century church. It is a Grade I listed building. You can find this site positioned right where Grainger Street meets Westgate Road, making it a visible part of the local streetscape. The building remains a significant example of its era and continues to be a point of interest for those visiting the city.

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HOLE 11 - PAR 3

Discovery Museum

Located in Blandford Square in Newcastle upon Tyne, England, the Discovery Museum is a science museum. It is managed by North East Museums and operates as a local authority museum. You can find exhibits of local history inside, including the ship Turbinia. It was founded in 1934 to preserve the stories of the area. I've always found the sight of a whole ship indoors to be a bit surprising, but it makes for a great visit for anyone wanting to understand the local heritage of the city.

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HOLE 12 - PAR 2

Utilita Arena

You might expect a massive outdoor field here, but you will find the Utilita Arena instead. This is an indoor arena in the city of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, and construction was started in 1995. It is a major hub for events and entertainment in the city. ASM Global owns and operates the facility, while the naming rights are currently held by Utilita Energy. I have seen plenty of crowds flocking here, usually with very excited looks on their faces as they head inside for a show. It is a great spot to see the city's energy in action.

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HOLE 13 - PAR 3

Centre for Life

You will first notice the bustle of a science village here in Newcastle upon Tyne. The Centre for Life is a science museum that began in 2000 and now draws 225,000 annual visitors. It is a registered charity governed by a board of trustees. Unlike many institutions of this size, it receives no public funding to operate. I always find the energy of the crowds here quite infectious, and it is a great spot to watch the city move. Whether you are here for the exhibits or just passing through, the scale of the place is hard to miss.

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HOLE 14 - PAR 2

Blackfriars Church

You will find the stone walls of Blackfriars tucked away in the city centre, close to Chinatown. This former priory is a Grade I listed building that dates to the 13th-century. It remains a significant example of a friary and a building complex in Newcastle upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England. I often see people pausing here to admire how the ancient masonry stands out against the modern streets of the city. It is a wonderful spot to step away from the noise of the traffic and appreciate the older side of the neighbourhood.

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HOLE 15 - PAR 3

Old Eldon Square

You might expect a mall, but Old Eldon Square is actually a public square on Blackett Street. Designed by architect John Dobson, it was originally known as Eldon Square. The nearby Eldon Square Shopping Centre takes its name from this spot. It is a place of reflection for the city, as the square is the site of a war memorial and serves as the location for the city's Remembrance Day commemoration. I've seen a few crumbs dropped here during the quiet moments.

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HOLE 16 - PAR 2

Tyne Theatre and Opera House

Let me show you the Tyne Theatre and Opera House, which opened in 1867. Designed by the Newcastle upon Tyne architecture practice of William Parnell, this theatre is a Grade I listed building. While it remains a centerpiece of the city, the backstage area suffered damage from a fire in 1985. I've noticed the crowds usually gather here for a show, though it is also a movie theater. It is a grand spot to visit regardless of what is playing on stage.

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HOLE 17 - PAR 3

Saint Andrew's

Saint Andrew's is a Grade I listed church building located in Newcastle upon Tyne. This site is a parish church in the Church of England and is situated in Tyne and Wear, England. As a Grade I listed building, it is recognized for its exceptional architectural and historical importance to the city and the surrounding region. Visitors to Newcastle upon Tyne can find this church building within the local community, where it remains an active place of worship and a point of interest for those exploring the city's religious heritage.

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HOLE 18 - PAR 4

Cathedral Church of St. Mary

You might mistake this for a secular monument, but it is the Cathedral Church of St Mary, a Catholic cathedral in Newcastle upon Tyne. This building is the seat of the Bishop of Hexham and Newcastle and is the mother church of the Diocese of Hexham and Newcastle. Designed by Augustus Welby Pugin, the structure is a grade I listed building that reflects the Gothic Revival style of architecture. It was built between 1842 and 1844, remaining a significant landmark for the city and the faith community.

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STOP 19

Church of Saint Thomas the Martyr

Located close to the city hall in the Haymarket, the Church of Saint Thomas the Martyr is a church building. This site is a Grade II* listed building, which marks its architectural and historical importance to the area. It is situated in Newcastle upon Tyne, within the county of Tyne and Wear, England. Visitors to the city can find this building as they navigate the streets of the Haymarket district, where it remains a prominent feature of the local urban environment.

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OTHER COURSES

9 HOLES - PAR 30

Wrekin

9 stops

Wrekin is the setting for this round, where the map is the real city and the ball rolls across its actual streets. The holes are built from real attractions like the Coalport China Museum. I know every nook of this place from a bird's eye view. It is a quick nine-hole round with a par of 30, covering a walk of 4.1 mi.

9 HOLES - PAR 26

Luton

9 stops

This is Luton. The map follows the real city and the round is played on its actual streets, using attractions like Wardown Park Museum as the basis for the holes. Skip knows these pavements well. It is a quick round of 9 holes with a par of 26, covering a 3.4 mi walk with 4 portals to bridge the gaps.

9 HOLES - PAR 29

Stoke-on-Trent

9 stops

Stoke-on-Trent is the setting for this round, with the ball rolling across the real city streets. The course is built from actual attractions, starting with a shot at Vale Park. This quick 9-hole round covers 3.7 mi and uses 2 portals to bridge the gaps. Skip is the local guide for these roads, provided a few crumbs are involved.

9 HOLES - PAR 28

Wolverhampton

9 stops

Banking a ball off the brickwork of the Black Country Living Museum feels different than anywhere else. This round takes place on the real streets of Wolverhampton, where the map is the city itself and the local attractions form the holes. Skip knows every crack in the pavement here. It is a quick round of 9 holes with a par of 28, covering 3.7 mi and using 6 portals to bridge the gaps.

9 HOLES - PAR 25

Kingston upon Hull

9 stops

This is Kingston upon Hull, where the map is the real city and the round is played on its actual streets. The holes are built from real attractions, including the Hull Minster. I know these roads well and am the local guide. It is a quick round of 9 holes with a par of 25, covering a 3 mi walk and using 2 portals.

FAQ

Is it free to play?

Yes. Every course runs in the browser with no account and no install.

Do I need to be in the city?

No. The full round plays from anywhere. Walking the real route is a nice way to see the city, but it is not required.

Are the maps real?

Yes. The geometry comes from OpenStreetMap data, rendered chunky on purpose. Streets, water and parks sit where they really are.